Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Olympics themed hair styles getting popular in Beijing!

Monday, August 4th, 2008

Wu Dasheng, a local barber is adding to the celebratory mood in Beijing by giving free Olympics haircuts to little kids. These haircuts feature the Beijing Olympics emblem, the Olympics mascots “Fuwa”, the words “I Love China” and other cool designs. Check it out. The first kid looks badass : )

Hilarious poster in China – the “Ten secrets of women call”

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

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I recently travelled to Xi’an, China and came across this gem of a poster outside a local bar. Apparently it teaches women how to behave and what to do when a guy calls them:

  1. When you get a call from a man do not believe he just want to discuss some philosophy with his valuable time, however it is perfect to prove your charm.
  2. Emphasizing this is nothing but a game, if you play the game try your best, it will make you happy, nevertheless, it will cost you a lot if you still serious for this game.
  3. Man is apt to self-worth, so you can make he confused without any effort. By the way this kind of people is interesting and dangerous. Be careful!
  4. When you be enamored of someone, don’t receive his invitations but keep him at an arm’s length.
  5. Don’t drunk before men’s invitation, because he may still invite you to have a drink. Don’t ask he pay a big bill that will make him unhappy.
  6. Leave before you drank and don’t forget explain to you female partner.
  7. When you plan to make a call to a lovely men, remember wear your glasses and breathe smooth without gum. Come down.
  8. When you get a ring please wait for others speak first because men like women who are mysterious.
  9. Don’t believe what a man said in a call. The best way to understand him is talking with him after he drunk.
  10. Don’t hung up the call rudely, if you don’t want to talk with him you can speak softly, ’shi t’.

Such words of wisdom.